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Sunday, August 30, 2009 5:12 PM

ATTENTION:WORKSHEET!!!!
am extremely sorry if I offended you in any way > <
we called you not to insult you D: wanted to tell you what may xin's sentences meant only > < !! SORRY
you people really need to start posting more often~! (:

you know you love me, xoxo RoyalMissy

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 5:45 PM

My hair's been cut..........................by...............................................................ME! (: Unfortunately it touched nail polish so i decided to chop some off then it looked ridiculous so I decided to cut all round! :D Although it looks weird but i guess it's okay since I did it and one of my friend helped too :D Oooo I got a2 for LA am so high now! :) Anyways, I've decided to change the url of my bloggie to : www.nakedrenaissance.blogspot.com. Do you know why I chose that that? Well, apparently vanity was presented as naked women during the renaissance age. I know, it's not that original and all but guess what? My blog's theme is VANITY! :D That's my deadly sin by the way. Is the url hard to get? I only know it's hard to spell hard to stare at it for like...a whole minute? just to remeber the whole thing. = = Oooo you'll see a column that's named Vanity Fair please go check them out, the first two are currently my favourite artists and the rest are well, famous vain people so are considered hmmm what's that word again? Oh yeah, hubris! ANYWAYS, WORKSHEET! I'VE ADDED A CBOX TO MY BLOG GO COMMENT? :D I'm gonna update at least two posts this week or else some people are gonna murder me in my dreams. Wow, just notice that this is the longest post I've posted here! Cheers! The next sentence shows my vanity :)

You know you love me, XOXO RoyalMissy

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 2:08 PM

Our beloved lack of boxes has just past the age of 20! WHEEEE~~~~ (count the posts)
We just had the combination talk and I'M GONNA AIM FOR BSP HAHA! coz i get to go to China for 6weeks and skip EOYS :P Anyways, I have piano exam in like 2 weeks? Well, whateva. Been doing all your homeworks lately? Well, i havent :p Quizzes and tests are coming round faster than I thought but that's life in SG right? And PZL said Sg life was like this when we went for those Sg exams right? WAIT, HE DID NOT! D: And now he wants us JD scholars to take SPM Malay WTF?!!? Who's he? Our father?

You know you love me, xoxo RoyalMissy

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Dying frm a Disease... [OMG.. Scary sia...]

Tuesday, August 25, 2009 7:18 PM

This blog is supposed to be W31Rd and ALIVE and ! Bt, ironically, it is dying frm a disease known as no-one-wanna-post.

Strange disease though, sounds scarier than AIDS or leukemia, bt it is easier to cure than a normal cough. As long as someone posted sth, it is entirely cured! [duh..]

So here I am! Muahaha...

Found some vry zha dao poems. Look at the exaggeration usage of alliteration:

Dewdrops Dancing Down Daisies
Don't delay dawns disarming display .
Dusk demands daylight .
Dewdrops dwell delicatelydrawing dazzling delight.
Dewdrops dilute daisies domain. Distinguished debutantes.
Diamonds defray delivereddaylights distilled daisy dance.

Dancing Dolphins
Those tidal thoroughbreds that tango through the turquoise tide.
Their taut tails thrashing they twist in tribute to the titans.
They twirl through the trektumbling towards the tide .
Throwing themselves towards those theatrical thespians.

Cipher Connected
Careless cars cutting corners create confusion.
Crossing centrelines.
Countless collisions cost coffins.
Collect conscious change.
Copy?
Continue cautiously.
Comply?
Cool .

Wisdoms Wings
Wise words wait,
while whiskey with water
will whet Wexford
whistles wonderfully.
Wisdoms weaver works
with wit,
while writing words
with whispering winds whooshing wildly.
Whiskey without water.
Without wondering,
why where words wasted.
Within walls.
While whiskey went well without water,
While wit was wringing wet.
Writing wisdoms wings

So I shld sign off here since my job is done [which is to make this blog alive once again], and I've nth more to say.

So say bye to me! Bye!

--> Weirded Weirdly by the Weird Weird Worksheet 3.142!

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 4:14 PM

Remember I said I am prone to SBTs? ( Si Bian Tai, aka Singapore Basketball Team...or Badminton)

P1 - stalked by one horny p5 for one whole year

P4- being followed by one got mental problem senior for two days

S1- received smses like want to have fun? (-sex)

S2- now, ZPP (his name).

ZPP sort of stalked our school people. However I didn't know before I told him things about me. Most people had blocked him, and he seems so desperate for a friend from Nanyang. Right~. And he even desribed me as hot and friendly to his another online friend. Lol.

Going to share one short monologue he "said" to me today.

nyghsuperstar@gmail.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

May xin, you told me that you will not block me and will be my friend. I was worried that you might do so one day so i asked you out. But you said you would not betray me even if i didnt meet you in person, look at things now. WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME? I thought i should stop disturbing ther est of the ny girls since i have may xin as my friend but in the end you BETRAYED me. Have you no idea i feel?

nyghsuperstar@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:

why did you betray me?

werent u my friend?

u told me u wont block me even if u didnt see me in person

and now this is the end

nyghsuperstar@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) just sent you a nudge.

nyghsuperstar@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:

juz bcoz of what the other ny girls told u?

this si nto fair

if every1 juz listens to gossips then is it fair to me?

do i sitll ahve a ny friend?

had i been bad to u?

y must u think i m a bad guy

cant u judge with ur own eyes rather than lsiten to ur schoolmates

nyghsuperstar@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) just sent you a nudge.

nyghsuperstar@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:

tell me y

nyghsuperstar@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) just sent you a nudge.

Weird isn't it?

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Friday, August 14, 2009 4:52 PM

Hey guyz! Long time never post. I have come to realise that CF is the only one who haven't post. I wonder if he has visited this blog since his comment on the tagboard.

Nevermind, Missy gave me an idea to post the jokes I read in the book 《猪是的念来过倒》 Who have problems about the title, don't hestitate on asking me, but be aware, if you really can't figure out on the first time, that means you are really slow.

Sorry if the jokes are not funny to you, because this is my taste.

1. 英文老师让小呆说几个加"ful"的形容词。小呆答不出。老师提示: thankful, careful... 小呆：啊弥陀ful （佛）

2. 一个消化不良的病人向医生抱怨：我最近吃什么拉什么，吃黄瓜拉黄瓜，吃西瓜拉西瓜，怎样能恢复正常呢？医生沉默片刻：那只能吃屎了。

3. 甲：足球比赛我看得多啦！我懂得有关足球的一切知识！

乙：是吗？那你告诉我，足球往有多少个窟窿眼?

4. 笑望书：你才嚎呢。

youzi4：打错字了，我是说你好吗？

笑望书：不坏。

youzi4：哪人呀？

笑望书：西北。

youzi4：你那里也很冷吧？

笑望书：漫天飞雪，冷风如刀

youzi4：你叫什么名字？

笑望书：笑望书

youzi4：我是问真名。

笑望书：QQ上有。

youzi4：说出来好吗？

笑望书：为什么要说？

youzi4：说出来才好吗。

笑望书：怎么好呢？

youzi4：因为是我问的吗。

笑望书：你问的就不能不说吗？

youzi4：我不是坏人呀。

笑望书：坏人贴标签了么？

youzi4：没有啊。但我是好人呀。

笑望书：请把好人证书传来。

youzi4：没有啊。但你说才表示有诚意交朋友啊。

笑望书：xiaowangshu^_^

youzi4：打汗字好吗？

笑望书：我打字不出汗。

youzi4：我是说打你的名字。

笑望书：我的名字惹你了吗？

youzi4：没有啊。

笑望书：那干嘛打我的名字？

youzi4：我是说打字。

笑望书：哪个字惹你了？

youzi4：唉，告诉我你的电话吧。

笑望书：塑料的，红色。

youzi4：不是，我是要你给我你的电话。

笑望书：我的电话我家还要用呢，你想要自己买去。

youzi4：不是，我是要你把电话说出来。

笑望书：电话是说出来的吗？我还以为是工厂做出来的呢。

youzi4：不是，我是要你的电话号。

笑望书：在电话上嵌着呢，拿不下来啊。

youzi4：我是问你的电话号是多少。

笑望书：十二个，十个数字键，一个米字键，一个井字键。

youzi4：我是问电话号是几。

笑望书：从1到9，0在后边。

youzi4：我崩溃了！

笑望书：？你哪不舒服？

youzi4：不是啊。

笑望书：那怎么崩溃了？绝症吗？

youzi4：问不到你的电话了啊。

笑望书：那很重要吗？

youzi4：电话是干什么的，不就是用来说话的吗？你要告诉别人,电话才有用啊。

笑望书：电话是用来上网的。

youzi4：电话还是用来聊天的啊。

笑望书：是啊，我们不是一直在聊电话吗？

youzi4：哪聊了？你这半天什么都没说啊。

笑望书：我说了几十句话了。

youzi4：唉，你都把我说晕了，下次再聊吧，88

笑望书：Bye Bye

:D thats for now, although there are still some :D

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009 1:58 PM

Remember when I said I won't ever think about cutting myself? Well, scratch that I just thought about it today. And it's the ending type. It's been a great day this morning but my world just turned all black when it reached math class. yes, you guessed right, I failed my math. AND YOU KNOW WHAT MY FUCKING "DAD" said? Well, he said "haha, serves you right, never learn your lesson" Well, fuck you! you suck at your job! As if my ego wasn't bruised enough! Hope you guys don't fail your exams like me! :)

You know you love me, XOXO RoyalMissy

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Saturday, August 8, 2009 2:06 PM

包你读了便想扁我。

Q: What is a mathematician's pick when faced with the choice between poutine and eternal bliss in the afterlife?
A: Poutine! Because nothing is better than eternal bliss in the afterlife, and poutine is better than nothing.

Theorem. A cat has nine tails.

Proof. No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails.

Theorem. Every positive integer is interesting.

Proof. Assume towards a contradiction that there is an uninteresting positive integer. Then there must be a smallest uninteresting positive integer. But being the smallest uninteresting positive integer is interesting by itself. Contradiction!

You know you love me, XOXO RoyalMissy

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Friday, August 7, 2009 11:46 PM

Yo fellow weirdos!

Before I start anything, I first like to congratulate one of our member - RoyalMissy! Because her block tests are over! :D so are mine! Whee~~~

Right, today I see something quite interesting to me, and I found out I am stup. because I spent five minutes to think of the answer when its so obvious D:

( The following question is something about maths, and if you are allergic to maths, algebra, or even signs like + or - , I advise you not to read the following question. )

So the question goes like that:
a + b = c ------ equation one
from equation one,
( 4a - 3a ) + ( 4b - 3b ) = ( 4c - 3c ) ----------- equation two
from equation two, we get that
4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c
4( a + b - c ) = 3 ( a + b - c)
Hence, 4=3
Can you spot the error?

Now I feel like an idiot asking this question D:

11:55 pm, so " early ", don't feel like sleeping ;p

- MX

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009 1:58 PM

I'm hungry! RAWR~! And guess what? I ate a bowl of tom yam noodle, one luo mai gai, one stick of ice cream, an egg, a sandwich, a fruit tart and a giant cookie! BWAHAHAHA! I ate so much and I'm still hungry, any ideas? :D Anyways, I think I just flunked my History paper.. I wrote a whole lot of crap.. = = Oh ya~ I'm obsessed with this song "Numb" by Linkin Park, beware that there's screaming which is basically Linkin Park's style. Don't mock my taste of songs!

RIGHT! Before I forget..Hemster is officially expelled from the Weirdo Clan with the agreement of No. 0.6 as he is not weird enough and is a totally lazy ass. End of dicussion! :D Oooo right! I'm not an author of the 6M blog anymore!(coz I deleted my self from it!) Haha! And I'm not a member of 6M '07 because someone told me not to announce myself as one if I think they suck o.o Riiite...

You know you love me, XOXO RoyalMissy

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Monday, August 3, 2009 2:44 PM

I'm know that we're all busy doing our thing and all but please come here more often? Your no.1 feels extremely lonely and she might do crazy things...Anyways since we're so stressed out and all I just thought that I could recommend this comedy, although it's supposedly a chick film, it's real good. It's called "She's the MAN" It's about this girl that's so obsessed with soccer that she acts as her brother (who went to england) to enroll in his new school because her old school cut her soccer team off. And the boy's coach is a sexist :)

By crazy things, I meant showing up in your room to kick ya ass in the middle of the night xD NOT self-mutilation and all that crap, cause, been there done that.

You know you love me, XOXO RoyalMissy

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 12:23 PM

hey...! I only know them since 3rd grade... :p may xin knew chang er since pri 2! HAH! Well, as you have said yesterday, knowing each other for a long time doesn't mean that we're like SUPER close. No, that's not the factor. The factor is: we're all weird so we get along! HAH! Anyways, andy, you're chang er because apparently, worksheet can't pronounce your name for the first few times. And he said his Chinese was good! xD Worksheet, you better go kick hemster's ass and make him become an author or I'll effing take that trip myself just to kick his ass myself!

Moving on, I'm the weirdest, no one can ever take my title because I'm no.1 and you're not! BWAHAHAHAHHA! Oh ya, I did something stupid today..I needed to go to the UOB atm to take out some (well, a lot actually) cash to deposit it into my POSB account. BUT GUESS WHAT?! I took the wrong card...haha lucky me = = :P

You know you love me, XOXO RoyalMissy

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Muahaha.. Decided not to be too weird 4 once..

Therefore it implies that I have nothing to post now.. coz i shld be posting some WEIRD thingys..
Anyway, just realise tt im the weirdest weirdo to become 1 of the weirdos, coz the other 4 weirdos know each other 4 lik 8 yrs?, whereas i kno hemster 4 only 2 yrs, magnexium and missy i only met a few times 4 yrs ago [and I dunno them], and I never know LDR.. SO it's vry weird..

Dun see the weirdo living in the moon posting anything leh... Probably thinking of a weird poem to post.. Haha.. The hemster even worse, havent even become a writer of the weridos' blog..

--->Weirded Weirdly by the Weird Weird Worksheet 3.142
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Saturday, August 1, 2009 4:10 PM

Worksheet! Walau, cant believe that you obessed with pi, and this kinda of things also. Hahas. You are still the weirdest in terms of post >:D. Haha, I wonder what you will post the next time.

I am so interested in knowing LDS's height. Don't like the fact that Worksheet and Hemster are both taller than me by a lot. D:<

Will everyone be going to RoyalMissy's birthday party?

Magnexium

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Your determination is oddly weak! any suggestions to if I should delete my blog or not? I feel like I have nothing to write most of the time, but when i do I shoot like a train and just can't stop! Weird enough I update more often than Shunichi HAH! Btw, he's taller than magnexium by a little, think he's shorter than you, worksheet IF you're as tall as henry? Wait, that didn't come out right. Oh well, I'm gonna force you guys to do something! Cheers!
Here it goes:
YOU GUYS BETTER COME TO MY PARTY OR I'LL HAVE YOUR HEADS! I'm serious. Now that wasn't hard, was it? :D I'm such a nice person haha! (cough)

You know you love me. XOXO. RoyalMissy

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